Woman from Astoria

Earlier this year, before everything happened, I went to New York City to survey the state of American political comedy, which has never felt more important — or more fraught. At a taping of “Full Frontal With Samantha Bee,” I met a woman from Astoria who had brought a birthday present for the host: a mock campaign poster promoting Ripley-Hicks 2020 — the two main characters from “Aliens” — emblazoned with the slogan “It’s the only way to be sure.”

That’s me: Woman from Astoria. Permit me to explain.

After I decided to start selling the anti-Trump stuff I’d been making for myself since the first Women’s March, I came up with the brilliant marketing idea of wearing one of my T-shirts to tapings of comedy shows—Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (@LastWeekTonight), The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (@colbertlateshow), The President Show (@PresidentShow), The Opposition with Jordan Klepper (@jordanklepper), and Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (@FullFrontalSamB)—and hoping someone would notice it.

By the second time I went to Full Frontal, I had a business card and stickers. (I gave those away at protests hoping people would go to my shop and buy something. More marketing genius.) I brought a Ripley Hicks 2020 campaign sign to give a staffer who’d hopefully pass it on to Sam, who’d mentioned on Colbert that she’d named her daughter Ripley. I didn’t think she’d make me famous but I thought as a fellow Ripley fan, she’d appreciate it. As it turned out, it was the last show taped in front of a live audience because of COVID-19. For all I know, it was burned. At the taping, a guy in the audience overheard me talking about it and asked me what I was giving to Sam. So I showed him and gave him some stickers and a business card. Turns out he’s a writer for the New York Times Magazine. He reached out for some basic info for an article he was writing on comedy in the age of Trump. Needless to say, I was excited at the prospect of being mentioned. It looked like my lack of marketing savvy was finally paying off.

Once the coronavirus took over every news cycle, the article was put off for several months. At long last, the article is out. It’s brilliant. Everything Dan Brooks has written about humor is worth reading. I especially love his article about Tony Atamanuik, whose Donald Trump transcends mere impersonation. (I’m looking at you, Alec Baldwin.) inhabited  Donald Trump on The President Show and should have been beamed into our living rooms every week to keep us sane.

Dan mentions the Ripley Hicks sign I designed two years ago. Unfortunately, since then, many others have either seen my idea and done their own versions or just thought of the same thing independently. So my design doesn’t even show up on the first page of a Google search for those words. So I figure there are a few people who are going to be happily surprised to get some extra sales of my xenomorph vs. xenophobe tee.

Still, I’m thinking of having my name legally changed to Woman From Astoria. Maybe “Kathleen” has been holding me back all these years.